
Saturday evening, shortly after Marine’s victory at Star’ac 2025 against Ebony, it’s time to go to bed. By slipping into my sheets, I have a thought for Nadège Lefebvre, this president of the Departmental Council of the Oise which, as a secret note reveals, wants to sink the newspaper Oise weekly By having, if necessary, use hackers.
At the end of the afternoon, she sent a message on Facebook, thanking the people who worried about her state of health in the past two weeks of “very bad” flu. She announces that she is ready to fight against “toxic and hateful people who try to (him) rot life.” And says that she finds rest and consolation with her cat.
Nadège Lefebvre announces that she resumes all her activities on Monday. A day that will start on wheels with this meeting with the majority departmental councilors who claim accounts.
I fall into a first sleep.
First dream: the white elephant
A city then appeared on the borders of the desert. On the market, people growl and are unhappy. The people are hungry, has no work, no money and, during this time, the prince bought himself a white elephant. An animal that is very expensive to maintain.
Anger rumbles. A crowd forms. Sedition is formed. “Let’s walk on the prince’s palace. Immediately require that he resells the white elephant and that he gives food to the hungry. ”
“Yes, yes”, gets the crowd to. “Let’s go right away.”
And here is a crowd of 5000 people heading towards the city gates. But there, there are only 2,000 people left. One had to extend his laundry. The other had to take care of his sick mother, and so on.
The walk leaves but at the first oasis, 1,500 people have disappeared again. You had to take care of animals, stop the fire under the pots, etc., etc.
The remaining 500 leaves again. At the sight of the palace, 450 runs away. Remain 50.
100 meters from the palace, there are only 20 of them. “It does not matter, the prince will hear us well, our cause is right. The people are unhappy, we represent it. “
The delegation arrives at the Palais door. There are only five of them. The bravest strikes the door. The door opens, it turns and it is alone. The prince guests him to enter.
“When you want me?” Asks the prince smiling.
“Well, there you go, Serene Highness, V … V … your elephant …”
“Yes, what my elephant?”
“Well, that’s it, we thought we had to find him a woman.”
Second dream: live from the departmental council
This dream amuses me. And now I have a second dream.
This happens in the Oise and the president of the Departmental Council has concocted a secret plan to sink Oise Hebdo. Departmental advisers are not happy. All weekend, they called themselves. “You will see, it’s not going to happen like that. She has to apologize! She has to change your method! Yes, she must explain himself on Monday morning, at 8 am, at the Departmental Council, in front of all of us. ” Oise Hebdo has given a list of Nadesgist advisers and anti nadentist advisers. But to hear them, no one appears on the nadegist list.
Monday morning, before entering the meeting, they all went up. But, when entering, one says that he must call, the other has a pressing need, another has forgotten something in his car. Nadège has not yet arrived. One said, it is not I who speak. The other says she does not know the file well. Another has a throat.
Finally, there is only one who agrees to speak. It is Christophe Dietrich with his incredible plumb and his Toulon accent (I remind you here that it is only a dream). The departmental councilor mayor of Laigneville will therefore represent all the dissatisfied.
Nadège enters. All appear paralyzed. “So,” she said, “you have something to tell me?” She says a bit brave.
Everyone then turned to Christophe Dietrich.
“Yes, Christophe, I listen to you.”
“Well, there you go, the president …”
“Ouiii …”
“Well, there you go, the president, …, for Oise Hebdo, we thought …”
“Yes, I’m waiting …”
“Well, that’s it, for Oise Hebdo, could we try dynamite?”
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